spoken-not-written:

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

(Source: spoken-not-written)

Hayao Miyazaki

(Source: farewell-kingdom)

sexual-koala:

vodkaslumber:

Yes lady behind me at the cash register, I am indeed scrolling through porn on my phone.

Then you freak out when they say “oh I follow you!”

guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages